2010-01-26

New UK Passport

I've just filled in the papers and sent them off together with a 'certified' photo.

I have two passports to go with my two citizenships (British & Swedish). The procedure for getting the two could hardly be more different!

The Swedish Passport:
Turn up at the police station in town, take a queue number, wait five minutes, talk to a lady behind a desk, show driving licence, get photo taken, pay 400 kr, go away. Come back a week later and collect a nice new passport.

The British Passport:
Download and print and fill in the forms. Go into town to get a photo taken, which much satisfy exacting standards so that a biometric passport can be made. Get two photos, one of which has to be certified (see above) by someone who knows me for at least two years, mustn't be a family member etc. etc. Send all this registered post together with the old passport to Düsseldorf (yes in Germany), where they will take 10 days to produce the new passport, which they will send by DHL back to me. The price?
10-year adult passport - €143
Return shipment is handled by DHL Worldwide and costs €28

The only advantage that the UK passport seems to have is the fact that it is valid for 10 years as opposed to the Swedish one which is only good for 5 years.

400 SEK / 5 = 80 SEK per year

€171 / 10 = €17.1 ~= 175 SEK per year

Why bother? - I don't know, perhaps I just need something to moan about. Perhaps I want to keep my options open!

I suppose I should include in the Swedish side of the equation the 1500SEK naturalisation cost, but since I don't know how long I'm going to live, I don't know how many years that has to be spread over! If I've got less than about 16 years (3+ have already gone), the UK passport comes out cheaper!

All of this is of course spurious, I chose to take up Swedish nationality. I didn't need to, and many British people who live here don't bother. Why did I do it? Besides the practical point of making some things a little simpler (actually very few things) and being allowed to vote for the parliament (non Swedish residents of more than a number of years can vote in local elections anyway) the only real reason I can think of is that it better reflects my status. I am now a mixture of British and Swedish. I'll never sound quite like a native Swedish speaker, although some of my English has been a little affected. I'm not a 'more English than the English' type of ex-pat, nor am I 100% Swedish.

Which passport do I use when travelling? So far, with the exception of once when I was trying to confuse the British system (into UK Bristih, out again Swedish), I've used my Swedish passport. This has been at least in part because the Swedish one has the newer computer readable text, and biometric stuff, which makes it quicker.

When my Swedish Passport runs out (end of next year) when I get a new one I'll need to give my finger prints. The Swedish passports have incorporated this for some time now. Ignoring the invasion of my privacy issues, I wonder if/when the British get round to this how that will work. Will I need to travel to Düsseldorf to get this done?

The whole identity thing in the British system is ridiculous! I happen to be a director of a UK company. In order to establish my identity with Companies House I had to send them a 'utility bill' with my name and address on. This was of course in Swedish. My offer of an English extract taken directly from the Swedish Population Register, was rejected! They'd rather have an incomprehensible (for them) bill for groceries than a complete description from the Swedish state! What security doesn't one have in a British Passport where the identity control is based on a foreign language grocery bill, or the signature of a friend they might ring up?

End of rant! (for today at least)

2010-01-20

English in a new place

I've just got back from the first English Conversation study circle session this year.

ABF is moving out of the place it has been in for the past ?? years, and my study circle is being run in another place. I got a key, and was told the code to open the front door, but when I finally got there it was in a bit of a mess! The room numbers don't line up with what I have on my instructions, but that doesn't matter since we seem to be the only group there (this evening at least) and so I could pick the best room!

I had decided to arrive a bit early, but before leaving my 'proper job' Margie rang to ask if I could collect her from town. She'd been at a meeting for work and wasn't feeling very well, so I just about had enough time to drive in, collect her and take her home, and then drive in again. This meant that I had to park in the multi-story and pay (about 40kr) instead of parking somewhat further away for free and walking.

When I got there none of my students were there of course. The first one turned up just a few minutes late, but I had to ring around them. One sounded dreadful when she answered, so it was clear that she wasn't well enough to come. Another was waiting at the old place, and the third one to arrive had had an accident in the car park!

So we were three plus me. 50% isn't actually too bad under the circumstances, and we put the worlds to rights in the correct way.

The new place doesn't have any coffee machine, so I need to make sure that the three that didn't come get to know that. Margie will also need to tell her students. I think her courses start next week. Of course the facilities might have improved by then. I don't think this place has been officially opened yet! I wonder if I'll get an invite?

2010-01-03

Some pictures




Lego for adults!

Actually sorting out Lego by adults for Victor.